Sunday, September 7, 2008

And I only shop at reputable stores!

Canada? No, of course not!


As the days (and days, and days) pass in which I arise each morning to a hysterical Toby in those darn shorts on the phone, the more I felt that a pair for myself would be the only respectable thing to do. My only regret is that I didn't have lavender houndstooth. And we're also not going to discuss why I had roughly 5 yards of houndstooth on hand.

After 9 days of fraud-induced hysterics, do you think Toby's face will stick this way?

As you can clearly see, these are every bit as flattering as the original.





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Oh, wow! They even bunch in the same horrible way!

I am most impressed.

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Dies. Dies dead of laughter. And it ain't no pretty laugh, neither.

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Shorts and top are spot-on accurate. A sewing genius!

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They look a lot better on you than they do on her!

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You have no idea how many times I've stood weeping in my closet, desperate for a kicky outfit that says "Hey, who's that sassy gal-about-town?" and cursing myself for subscribing to such fads as "Non-day-glo jeans" and "sweaters without bizarre graphics." Well done, miss.

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