Mary Worth and the garish geometric prints

While Mary is impeccably dressed in one of her exquisite salmon suits, a majority of the Santa Royale ladies wear outdated, tired, geometric printed tops. I surmise that this is a doing of Mary herself and these women would face dire consequences if they refuse to wear Mary's clothing from 20 years ago. As long as Mary can keep them dowdy, the less likely they are to bag a doctor for a husband.



I think I can reasonably say that the following panel can serve as a warning to ladies of Santa Royale as to what might become of them should they dare to cross Mary. I'm not sure exactly what it implies (a torso can be easily modified to create a useful and stylish household item?), but approaching Mary with caution is likely your best bet.


No need to worry - should Mary ever run out of the humiliating (and mandated) garments, she can purchase them here.

Price: Your soul and/or dignity, payable directly to Mary Worth.