Is the frequency that we see Mary in a salmon suit merely a fluke? Lazy illustrations? Is Mary's meddling cutting into her weekly scheduled laundry time? No, a seasoned meddler knows that one's appearance is very, very, important. Mary knows that her salmon suits exude confidence, wisdom, and trustworthiness, which allows her to extract the maximum amount of personal information from everyone she talks to. Mary has at least six salmon suits and she Dryels them after every wear. You too should own a salmon suit, and you can buy one here*.
*Mary is a classy lady, but also a thrifty one. Despite what you may have heard, she does not consider herself to be too good for Blair brand clothing, even the 3-for-$27 polyblend pant deals.
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